Varuca Assault #240

I grew up spoiled in a small suburb of Austin. My Mom and Dad owned a doll factory but I was always Daddy’s little girl. Daddy bought me a skating rink and that’s when Mom decided he spoiled me far too much and insisted that he change his ways. That wasn’t gonna work for me, I want it ALL and I want it NOW!!! So I burned down the doll factory with both of them in it.

I moved into the skating rink and started settin’ fire to anything in my way. That’s how I ran into the Putas. I skated with the Putas for a bit but I got picked up by the cops for assaulting a local; guess I was one bad egg. They sent me to the Sacred Heart Reform School for Girls where I met up with the Holy Rollers. I skated my way to victory with them but realized it was time to grow up. Graduation day came and I was outta there.

The reform school kept me under lock and key. I had to get out and see the world. First stop, Liberty Lunch to see DRI. I was in the pit roughin’ it up when I was thrown into Cherry Chainsaw. We looked each other over and knew immediately that we were gonna cause some serious trouble together. After talking, we realized we both had the same agenda: take over the skate gangs in Austin. Two bombshells with a thirst for blood - that’s when the Cherry Bombs were born.

We traveled the states going to different shows hunting for the toughest bitches we could find. If they could handle the pit then they could handle the Austin skate gangs. Bringing girls back from NY, DC, CA and the rest of TX, we were ready to give these gangs a run for their money.

Unfortunately all that fighting involved a couple of run-ins with the law. Lucky for me I got a lenient probation officer *wink wink*.